In a move that surprised no one, late Monday evening, the Senate confirmed Amy Coney Barrett (ACB) to the Supreme Court with a vote of 52-48, effectively filling the seat vacated by Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG).
In a development that surprised even fewer people, House speaker Nancy Pelosi was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital complaining of symptoms of headaches, chest pains and “WHAT THE F—?!”
However, a spokesperson for the aging California Congresswoman told us, “This has nothing to do with Amy Coney Barrett being confirmed to the Supreme Court! Mrs. Pelosi is a strong woman …who just happened to collapse at the exact moment the final votes were announced to confirm Justice Amy Coney Barrett.”
Nancy Pelosi is on record as being staunchly opposed to ACB taking RBG’s seat, “Eight days from Election Day, after 60 million Americans have already cast their ballots, President Trump and the GOP Senate have committed an act of supreme desperation by jamming through a Supreme Court justice!”
Nevermind, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was confirmed in 42 days when the average is 70. But then, SHE was amazing, right?!
Our sources report minutes after Mrs. Pelosi was admitted she was quietly discharged. Don’t believe us? Call Walter Reed Hospital, she won’t be there! Then, send me an apology for calling me a liar.
Where did she disappear to? A homeless guy we slipped $5 bucks to said he saw a woman fitting her description being loaded into an ambulance wearing a straight jacket.
We wish Nancy Pelosi a good night’s sleep in her padded cell. We hear they are making baskets in the morning!
We also wish Supreme Court Justice, Amy Coney Barrett a long career making Liberals lose their minds.