GALLOWS HUMOR
CHINA CLAIMS THAT CORONAVIRUS CAME FROM A STUPID OLD BAT, BUT NANCY PELOSI DENIED HAVING BEEN INVOLVED
. “PAYDAY” CANDY BAR IS CHANGING ITS NAME BECAUSE IT’S OFFENSIVE TO THOSE WHO DON’T WORK. IF THE CURRENT POWER GRID CAN’T HANDLE A NIGHT OF 20 DEGREES TEMPERATURES WITHOUT ROLLING BLACKOUTS, HOW ARE WE GOING TO PLUG 100 MILLION ELECTRIC CARS IN OVERNIGHT?
ARE THERE ANY COUNTRIES THAT TAX THEIR CITIZENS AND SEND SOME OF IT TO AMERICANS? IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL, A WORLD WHERE EVERY TWEET AND MEME MUST BE FACT CHECKED, BUT NOT EVERY BALLOT.
HOW TO STOP DRUNK DRIVERS FROM KILLING SOBER DRIVERS? BAN SOBER DRIVERS FROM DRIVING. THAT’S EXACTLY HOW GUN CONTROL WORKS…(BUT GUN CONTROL DOESN’T WORK!!!)
WAIT… CAN WE STILL ORDER BLACK COFFEE? ARE BROWNIES BEING TAKEN OFF THE SHELF? IS WHITE CASTLE CHANGING ITS NAME?
I’M SURE CRACKER BARREL IS SCREWED. CAN WE STILL PLAY CHINESE CHECKERS? IS THAT SEASON STILL CALLED INDIAN SUMMER? NO MORE ITALIAN SAUSAGES? HOW FAR DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS?
THAT’S ONE HELL OF A JOB, DEMOCRATS!YOU’VE MANAGED TO BRING BACK… THE 1918 PANDEMIC,THE 1929 DEPRESSION,THE 1968 RACE RIOTS,THE 1970’S INFLATION,THE 1973 GAS PRICES …AND SO MUCH MORE…
…AND IN ONLY ONE YEAR’S TIME!!! TRY TO IMAGINE WHERE AMERICA MIGHT BE IN 2024, IF THIS INSANITY CONTINUES!
