We haven’t progressed at all, have we?
Have you ever told a lie? I mean a really BIG LIE! I’m talking about a lie SO BIG it created its own BLACK HOLE with a GRAVITY WELL so deep it pulled everyone in before they knew what was happening?A lie that DISTORTED AND WARPED REALITY so much, even YOU had trouble sorting out what was real?!
If so, you’re our type of person! Welcome to “The Liar’s Lair” otherwise known as the “Liar Liar Pants on Fire Club”!
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