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Some of the better country song titles
You are the reason our kids are ugly
I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don’t Run So We’re Even.
Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Daddy’s Head).
If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.
I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You.
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better.
I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.
I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Here.
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If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
