Standing Up For America

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Some of the better country song titles 

You are the reason our kids are ugly 

I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, 

But It Don’t Run So We’re Even.

Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Daddy’s Head).

If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.

How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You.

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better.

I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.

I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Here.


If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.