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Beware Of Snowflakes

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> One day it snowed …….
> We received about 2 inches of snow and T thought we needed a snowman
> 8:00 am: I made a snowman.
> 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
> 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
> 8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
> 8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
> 8:22 – The transgender man.. women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
> 8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
> 8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
> 8:30 – I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
> 8:37 – Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
> 8:39 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
> 8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
> 8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
> 8:43 – The ‘council on equality’ officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
> 8:45 – TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now a sexist.
> 9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather
> 9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
> 9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
> 9:45 – The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
> 10:00 – I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman…
> Moral: There ain’t no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.