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Desperate Dems making deals

Politico reported, “After 18 months trying to eke out progress from a 50-seat Senate majority, Democrats are running out of time to do all the things their party hopes to accomplish before the midterms.“During the dog days of summer, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer aims to finally complete work on languishing microchip and veterans benefits legislation, admit two new countries to NATO and pass a party-line health care bill. All that he hopes to make happen in two weeks’ time, as senators regularly contract Covid and the most senior Democrat, Patrick Leahy of Vermont, recovers from a hip injury. Mother Nature intervened too, as a thunderstorm postponed a microchip vote that had been scheduled for Monday night.”

It’s a closeout sale at Crazy Chuckie Schumer’s Senate Emporium.

Everything must go now because due to a misunderstanding with the electorate, after two short years, he is losing his lease.

What deals he has.

Drug prices, slashed in half. Yes, after ignoring President Trump’s overtures to Congress to reduce drug prices, Chuckie’s in love with flushing drug prices down the drain like Hunter Biden flushing the evidence down the toilet when the cops knock on the door. 

After 60 years, birth control may finally become over-the-counter. 

(Funny story. My sister married at 18, had her first baby at 19, and went to the doctor to get the Pill but he refused because she was not 21. That second baby turned 56 last month.)

Same sex marriage must be codified. Republicans who flip will get a shiny new courthouse for their state with free delivery. No questions asked.

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But wait, there’s more! Chuckie is offering jobs on the Capitol Police. Got an unemployable nephew with bad credit? No problem. He’s in. High school dropout? Still doesn’t matter. Illegal alien? It still doesn’t matter. As long as he is not an evangelical Christian, he’s in.

After 18 months of stiffing Republicans on bill after bill, Crazy Chuckie says let’s make a deal. on health care, on green energy, on legalizing marijuana and even on antitrust legislation.

But you must act now before the August recess. After the November election, it will be too late.

So come on down to Crazy Chuckie Schumer’s Senate Emporium at First Street S.E. (No buffalo horn hats, please.)

Operators are standing by. 

Posted by Don Surber at 7/26/2022 11:00:00 AM