Saturday, June 11, 2022
The Democrat plan for America
Politico reported, “Bernie Sanders wants Democrats to make the case for more Democrat power in 2023 — through a Newt Gingrich-style Contract with America.”
Ah yes. The Contract with America.After 40 years as a minority in the House, Republicans got their act together and told Americans what they planned to do. They won.
Well, two can play that game.
Democrats can show America their own contract.
Balanced budget? Hah. That’s for Republicans. Democrats are spending like there is no tomorrow. Last year, the federal government received another record amount of tax revenue, but that didn’t stop Democrats from borrowing another $3 trillion to spend.
It was for infrastructure they said. And look at all the new bridges we have now!
Newt Gingrich wanted to take back the streets with tough laws and mandatory sentencing.
But Democrats are taking back the streets and giving them to criminals just like they gave Afghanistan back to the Taliban.
Look at all the money they are saving on locking people up. Democrat DAs are refusing to prosecute major crimes, which frees up more prison space.
Democrat jail reforms have replaced jail doors with revolving doors as criminals do not have to post bond for bail. This saves money by cutting back on paperwork.
That is also why Democrats allow shoplifters to loot stores without penalty. Less paperwork.
Democrats also support small business. Sure, Democrat riots destroyed major parts of Ferguson, Baltimore, Seattle, Minneapolis, Portland and Kenosha, Wisconsin. But look at all the money those businesses got from insurance companies.
They don’t have insurance because companies won’t insure riot-prone areas at a reasonable price?
Well, that’s their problem. Democrats tried to help. Some people don’t appreciate anything.
Democrats are transforming cities into urban parks. People are camping out in pup tents all over Los Angeles.
Big cities are not the only places to enjoy this new infusion of tourists. The Biden administration is busy flying illegal aliens into America’s heartland. Some claim that this lets terrorists cross the border and maybe a few thousand of the millions Democrats let in are.
But Democrats are cracking down on domestic terrorism by jailing parents who protest at school board meetings.
The Democrat economy is doing so well that there is a backlog of cargo waiting to be unloaded at our ports. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg will get right on that once his paternity leave ends. Don’t worry. The twins turn 18 in 2039.
Democrats are saving the globe by pushing electric cars. To ramp up demand for electric cars, Democrats are cutting the supply of gasoline. They stopped drilling and stopped pipelines. Soon, Americans will no longer care about $5 gasoline because it will cost $10!
Yes, Democrats now have a contract, just like Republicans did 28 years.
The only difference is the Democrat contract isn’t with America.
The Democrat contract is on America.
Posted by Don Surber at 6/11/2022 11:00:00 AM